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crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

(via heliolisk)

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kingsleyyy:

netflix gives u 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with ur life today

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nothomo:

if ur snapchat story is 100 fuckin seconds or more first of all what the fuck is wrong wit u

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victorian-goth:

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scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

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If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via ruinedchildhood)

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if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

(Source: automatically, via heliolisk)

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reattachment:

If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go

(via pizza)

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communistbakery:

sassiestnugget:

how many followers do I need to start a religion

jesus did it with only 12

(via ruinedchildhood)